Residency Day #2
Here are the valuable lessons I learned at my second day of mandatory orientation for my residency:
If I get a speeding ticket on the grounds, I must present myself to the federal court house in DC.
If the building is on fire, I must get out of the building - or at least get behind the smoke barrier doors.
If a co-worker wants to trade sex for vacation time, I am being sexually harassed.
The only acceptable password for the computer system must be 100 characters long and be a combination of letters, numbers, capital letters, and special symbols...and must be certified in blood.
If I get a speeding ticket on the grounds, I must present myself to the federal court house in DC.
If the building is on fire, I must get out of the building - or at least get behind the smoke barrier doors.
If a co-worker wants to trade sex for vacation time, I am being sexually harassed.
The only acceptable password for the computer system must be 100 characters long and be a combination of letters, numbers, capital letters, and special symbols...and must be certified in blood.
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