Residency Day #2

Here are the valuable lessons I learned at my second day of mandatory orientation for my residency:

If I get a speeding ticket on the grounds, I must present myself to the federal court house in DC.

If the building is on fire, I must get out of the building - or at least get behind the smoke barrier doors.

If a co-worker wants to trade sex for vacation time, I am being sexually harassed.

The only acceptable password for the computer system must be 100 characters long and be a combination of letters, numbers, capital letters, and special symbols...and must be certified in blood.