Mediocrity Happens: Jesus's Greatest Carpentry Feat

Friday, March 25, 2005

Jesus's Greatest Carpentry Feat

This is a sure sign that shit has gotten waaaay out of hand in Florida. I haven't seen a float like this since the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Apparently, this minivan with Jesus in tow, is headed for a demonstration in Florida for Terri Schiavo. Have we totally lost our minds? Notice the pulley system located just under Jesus's lower back - so he can spring to action.

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ThatIsMeWhat said...: Hey what does Jesus's sacrifice have to do with poor little Schiavo? He was sacrificed to end suffering, not prolong it. Furthermore, why do we assume death is bad? What is so great about our little planet that everyone must live on it. Well i admit i'm having a good time, but if i were braindead i would like to move on. Death is inevitable...LIVE with it in a spiritual sense. Know that this transition could happen any time...and its ok. Because you have done everything possible to be a good and happy human being during your time here.; 10:16 PM
Spike said...: Yes, this is way out of hand. Jesus needs his own form of locomotion...

Being pulled by a minivan. How degrading. Why not a popemobile?

Yours (Fix me up with winsterol and ill love you forever),

Spike

Founder of the Honest Outlaw's Organization
http://www.honestoutlaw.org; 11:27 PM

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Friday, March 25, 2005

Jesus's Greatest Carpentry Feat

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