Mediocrity Happens: Just Released - Ahsirt's Country Songs

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Just Released - Ahsirt's Country Songs

Yesterday ended my 5 day straight streak at work. I turned in 30 minutes of comp time so that I could be on my way to Little Orleans by 4. I brought a change of clothes so I didn't drag VA germs to my honey's house. When I waved goodbye to my coworkers, Cathy asked why I had changed my clothes. I told her that I didn't want to wear my scruffy scrubs to Jamie's house. She laughed and said, "Oh, so it's ok for you guys to share spit, but not MRSA?" Pretty catchy line... She then told me that this whole situation was a country song waiting to be penned. Here are some song titles we came up with before I left:

"I Think You're Scruffy Scrubs are Sexy"
"I Want Your C. Diff"
"When I Get Your MRSA"
"Pick-Up Trucks and the Flu"
"There's Something About a Pharmacist"

Labels: Hopsital Country Songs

Previous Thoughts

"I'm sick of being treated like I have before like it's stupid standing for what I'm standing for. Like this war's really just a different brand of war. Like it doesn't cater to rich and abandon poor. Like they understand you in the back of the jet, when you can't put gas in your tank, and these fuckers are laughing their way to the bank, cashing the check asking you to have compassion, AND have SOME respect for a leader so nervous in an obvious way Stuttering and mumbling for nightly news to replay and the rest of the world watching at the end of the day in the living room laughing like "what did he say?"

~Linkin Park - Hands Held High

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.

~Pastor Martin NiemÃ¶ller