Sinned and Crued...(or crude???)

Apparently the world's biggest sin according to Motley Crue is sex...sex...sex. The show opened with a movie playing on the screens followed by a midget in a clown suit and two women in thigh-high stilleto boots, g-strings, and bra tops that would make Frederick's of Hollywood blush. The midget was kind of horrifying. The women proceeded to lick and rub all over one another. After much fondling, there was a loud bang, fire was everywhere on stage and Motley Crue came running out and played Shout at the Devil very loudly. Three women wearing g-strings and boots and some type of brazier climbed ladders and girated to the music. Then for the next hour, there was no sex, no scantily dressed women, and no midgets - just good, hard, fast Crue. After a 10 minute intermission, they opened with Girls, Girls, Girls. I had a feeling that this would be an act to make Hugh Hefner blush...and it was. Crue came out on stage riding custom made Choppers that was awesome. They were followed by a girl wearing nothing but boots. There were also 2 girls wearing lingerie dangling in midair supported by some large metal hoop. But none of this could compare to the sights on the 20 foot screens on both sides of the stage. They were playing porno movies...not edited movies...full on porn movies. After that fiasco, they played some more good Crue music sans porn and nudity. At 10:30, the titty cam came out. That was enlightening. Every woman in the pit had their shirt off and their titties displayed on the 20 foot screens. I've been going to rock concerts for eight years now and I know girls showing tits is just part of the show - so I totally expected this. I was not expecting the woman to take off her thong and pull up her skirt. Tommy Lee dropped the freaking camera at this sight, but quickly recovered to do a close up of her pulled up skirt and no underwear. Nikki Sixx disappeared at this moment. Tommy ran back stage with the camera to find him and viola Nikki's penis was on 20 foot screens. Keep in mind that there was an eleven year old girl in the row in front of me and I saw several young boys in the crowd earlier. (Side note - what parent takes a 10 year old to a heavy rock concert??? No heavy rock concert is appropriate for 10 year olds!!!) From this point on, there was at least one scantily clad woman on stage at all times. The best part, however, I reserved for last. A woman came on stage wearing a metal bra and panty set...and a grinder in her hand. She proceeded to grind her boobs for 5 minutes and lick the sparks. She then, to the delite of many neanderthals in the crowd, proceeded to grind her crotch for 5 minutes. Add to all of this the fact that it was like 100 degrees outside. I was drenched in sweat. I don't know how people drank all afternoon and stayed in the heat. One guy passed out during The Exies and remained unconscious through Sum 41 (who was really loud...and really good!). His entire crew of people disappeared before Motley Crue took the stage at 8:30. I'm not a prude by any means, however, I didn't pay $100 to see girls rub over each other. I paid $100 to see and hear Crue. I was quite disappointed in the show, but the music was great. It was the first concert I have ever been to that the headlining band played for 2 and 1/2 hours. They played all my favorites and I got some good jumping and screaming in; but I think I have been to my last Crue concert.